|Scrooge beckoning the dancers|
First of all, Scrooge is a sucker for the dames. Whether it's Millionaira or Goldy, he gets gaga about the girls. Even with Magica da Spell, he was for sure doing things with her before she smoked one too many cigarettes and had a few too many Piroskis and turned babushka.
And what kind of zillionaire has a dime as his favorite coin? And a money bin filled with one dollar bills and nickels? The kind that doesn't want to get caught changing twenties for ones, that's what kind. After getting caught red handed, the only way to really have a penchant for strip clubs uncovered is with the bank records. He doesn't pay his employees well, and he knows that as soon as an accountant finds the money trail leading to the ATM at centerfolds, it's speed dial to the enquirer. Scrooge got rich being smarter than the smarties and tougher than the toughies. Ergo, he keeps the small bills ready.
|Showing the kids how to make it rain|
So, we've got rapist skunks, pimpin vampires on Sesame street, and closet freaks like Scrooge, canvassing the streets for another place to make it drizzle with ones, dimes, and nickels. I'm not knocking it. I'm just saying.