|Sup guys, just another Injun like you|
So I get decked out like a real native, and just crash a meeting. Just rain dance my happy ass up to the conference room and poke my bow and arrow through the partially opened door. I have an arrow head I got from Sutter's Fort in 87 that has to be around somewhere. Just take some leather shoe laces and tie it to a stick. Think they'll respect that? If I just show up at their meeting in some underwear and a head dress, and start sniping with obsidian arrows?
Then do a commando roll while they look at me in their business suits like "Uh John, is this one of your drunk brother's kids?" and I hop up chanting? Explain to them in broken English like a John Wayne movie that I'm chief Smackajo, and have come out of the woods like a Japanese World War Two vet like "hey guys, when did the war end?" Just not missing a beat and doing Indian things with the local Indians at the Casino, taking armfulls of chips like I'm gonna decorate my head dress with it and head straight to the cashier? Think that would work? Just walk in with like fifteen toupees on a length of twine like they're scalps?