Ya so my car broke a few weeks ago. We're ofer two with the foreign cars so far. Anyway, I begged, borrowed, and begged some more to get an advance so I could fix the thing. Welp, the ol' mechanic, Elvis, who is Mexican (I know, it's freaking awesome) gave me the good news, "jor car? Eez new wadur pu-ump. Buh joo have a know ther prolem?" Head gasket. Ya. Sweet. I drove it off, with a new water pump because everyone knows I can't pay for a head gasket repair. And it broke down at a mosque in the back hills of Orangevale or something. So...hopefully it won't explode when I go to get it. Or, maybe hopefully it will. My bad, that was insensitive. I'm getting close here. Getting close. Don't push.
Monday, October 17, 2011
Allahu Akbar
Ya so my car broke a few weeks ago. We're ofer two with the foreign cars so far. Anyway, I begged, borrowed, and begged some more to get an advance so I could fix the thing. Welp, the ol' mechanic, Elvis, who is Mexican (I know, it's freaking awesome) gave me the good news, "jor car? Eez new wadur pu-ump. Buh joo have a know ther prolem?" Head gasket. Ya. Sweet. I drove it off, with a new water pump because everyone knows I can't pay for a head gasket repair. And it broke down at a mosque in the back hills of Orangevale or something. So...hopefully it won't explode when I go to get it. Or, maybe hopefully it will. My bad, that was insensitive. I'm getting close here. Getting close. Don't push.
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