I was eating lunch at Wholefoods today. It was kinda by default because it was a place that was close enough to walk to, yet presumably had something of substance to sate my hunger. I was kinda hungry. And they have some wifi there so all in all it seemed to be a sensible decision. And it was. It was fine.
After eating my meal I went to the 'chill lounge'. That's what they call this concrete room with a couple padded chairs. And I was chillin, more or less. A few people came. A few people went. A lady came in with her young child. I wasn't paying any attention to them. But they were there.
Then I heard her speak and kinda knew she was going to say something right before she did and so I was somehow paying attention when she asked this other woman if she was going to be there for a while. It was me at one end, a woman adjacent to me on my left and the one in question who was being question adjacent right. Woman with child was slightly beyond the woman on the right.
So she asked this hip but slightly unattractive woman if she would be there for a while. I've found that in Seattle talking to strangers is a big no no. But the look she gave this mother was just off the charts. She was absolutely mortified. And rightfully so. It appeared at the time that she was gonna get around to enlisting baby sitting services. Mom could tell right away that it wasn't gonna work out with adjacent right. She turned toward adjacent left simultaneous to adjacent right muttering something like 'not really'. She looked like she might just grab her stuff and leave to drive the point home.
Adjacent left admitted that she would be there for a bit. Relief swept over mom. She turned to the door, leaving behind an empty plate and a limp canvas bag. I kinda laughed and said out loud, "huh. I thought that was gonna work out differently." And the others agreed and actually talked to a stranger. We all assumed mom was just gonna leave her 5 year old with some strangers. One of whom was me. Someone who certainly does not look like one you would want to leave your young kid with and has had a few dubious episodes with youngsters in the past.
So that's basically that. Why didn't she just take the stupid bag that appeared to be mostly empty anyway? It was odd on all fronts. I kinda respected it. Mom was basically saying, "Listen. I don't want to carry this bag so you guys can watch it for me. I will be back shortly so don't steal my wheat grass whatever." Not bad mom.
On another note, science is failing me. I got a notice that I went over my data plan (Even though it's unlimited) so the speed was gonna slow down. Ya. Slow down. With this in mind I decided to give old Clearwire a call and renew my subscription to their internet deal. And I did that. Then, when I went to plug it into my computer, I noticed that I didn't have an ethernet cable plug. No, it's not wireless. My computer is so cool that it doesn't have that. Or a dvd burner.
Oh well. I'll just tether to my phone (again, not wireless). Let me tell you what 'slow' means. It means inert. Dead in the water. More information was exchanged on Bell's first telephone call than here. It took like two minutes for my email to load. Not an attachment. The page. That's what slow is. Stopped. Taking the starch right out of me.
Not really a big deal. I do find myself tangled in wires, exploring the wheel house looking for a stronger signal. Yes, just like the guy in the Verizon commercial. There you go.